Nov 08 2008

The Time Has Come

Published by at 2:25 pm under Blog

War on K8In today’s darkened world, where trust is a myth and loyalty a commodity, deep in the belly of modern Ireland a change is happening. Two opposing forces are stacking the board in anticipation of war. There is no good, there is no evil, there is simply two antipodal units seeking to make their truth known.


The time has come, my friends, to choose a side, to know where we stand, to know what we believe, and know why we believe it. The time has come to prepare our hearts for the inevitable fallout, and persecution against the true children of Blog, to put purpose in our hearts, that we will remain faithful, and continue to proclaim the truth no matter the consequence. Maxi Cane is a man of truth, of honour, of valour and great talent. I call on you to take arms and side with this noble hero against the tyranny of K8, against her misguided ways and erroneous beliefs. K8 is not evil, K8 is no monster. She has merely taken her cue from a man of no conscience, a man of great persuasion, a man who’s name will go down in history alongside some of the world’s most notorious dictators. This man is her father, The Grandad.


There can only be one victor/victoria, there can only be one outcome. Choose your side in this war. Choose the side of Maxi Cane.

16 responses so far

16 Responses to “The Time Has Come”

  1. Grandadon 08 Nov 2008 at 3:22 pm

    OY! What’s all this crap about “taking her cue from her father”? I am too busy taking the rest of the world asunder to worry about a piffling little site like Maxi’s.

    You’re right about my name going down in history though……

  2. Maxi Caneon 08 Nov 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Brother Byrne, you shall be rewarded handsomely for this.

  3. Maxi Caneon 08 Nov 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Watch your mouth beardy, or you shall face a fate worse than death.

  4. Grandadon 08 Nov 2008 at 4:35 pm

    OK, Dickhead. I was sitting on the sidelines but if you start throwing insults, you are going to incur THE WRATH OF GRANDAD.

    Army Chief of Staff

  5. Maxi Caneon 08 Nov 2008 at 4:42 pm

    Big words.

  6. Vaughnon 08 Nov 2008 at 6:54 pm

    This is interesting… what to you plan to contribute to the Maxiland war effort?

    Mate, it seems K8 is gathering support exponentially, I’d switch sides before its too late…

  7. Maxi Caneon 08 Nov 2008 at 7:32 pm

    I see no support for the cowardly one.

  8. NaRocRocon 09 Nov 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Is this for real or just some phoney bullshit blogowar? I need some background!

  9. K8on 09 Nov 2008 at 10:02 pm

    @NaRocRoc; It is quite simply, good against evil… or at least mostly good against pure unadulterated nastiness. We stand for the side that is mostly good (except on Wednesdays) – come join our force.

    @ Crab-boy; I forgive you. The invitation to K8’s army is always open… tomorrow is national cheese and crackers day in K8opia. It’s great craic.

  10. Maxi Caneon 10 Nov 2008 at 12:27 am

    Ah, yes. Cheese and crackers day.

    The day when the rancid knobs of your rent boys and cavernous cracks of your whores are celebrated in the only way you know how. Parading them around as if they are national treasures.

    Be fooled not by her manky ways, now matter how she dresses them up.

    Get ready for her fag, hag and swag day. That’s a real hoot.

  11. K8on 10 Nov 2008 at 12:41 am

    Come and see our wicker man, Mr. Cane. It’s a riot.

  12. Darrenon 10 Nov 2008 at 10:19 am

    @Grandad You pretend to be above all of this, and yet you lower yourself to this level. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

    @Maxi I am but a humble servant.

    @Vaughn If Maxi deems me qualified, I propose to run the Ministry of Intelligence. I plan to gain as much info on the enemy in order to destroy her.

    @NaRocRoc Don’t act so coy. Choose a side and stop sitting on the fence. (Follow the links down the rabbit hole)

    @K8 I will never be lured over to your side. (Although, cheese and crackers, you say?)

  13. NaRocRocon 10 Nov 2008 at 3:38 pm

    On behalf of the citizens of the Liberated Secular Republic of NaRocco I declare neutrality. It is however an unashamedly flexible, almost phoney, neutrality! Bribes and such like will allow for a variety of wartime favours for either side.

  14. raptureponieson 10 Nov 2008 at 9:37 pm

    the internet’s getting dirty.

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