I’m not saying I’m the winner, but there was once when I was growing up that I had a chance to win a competition and I was in for a really good chance.
I had to make a three point basketball shot, actually I had to make three of them and I had made two already.
My palms were sweaty, my heart was racing and the whole school was watching.
Then, just as I bent my knees in preparation there came a voice from the crowd:
“He’s got a boner!”
I looked down just as the crowd collectively wet themselves with laughter at witnessing my first prepubescent erection.
I obviously didn’t make the shot and have been afraid of competitions ever since. And erections.
@Xbox Damn you and your clever shoes. Yes, well, perhaps I should have worded it better…
@Maxi Back in school, a classmate of mine was called up to the front of the class to read something out. He couldn’t work out why we were laughing so much. Not only did he have an erection, but his fly was down and his shirt was sticking out. When he finally looked down it got worse…
…he popped out. We were all crying our eyes out, laughing so hard. Even the teacher was in bits. He never lived it down. Everyone in the class had seen his jolly roger. 😆
@PaddyB Sit down there and don’t hurt yourself.
@B’Dum Yep! I was hoping I might win the prize.
@Paddy I’ll drop you a mail later to organise your local bakery to make you some face cake. 😀