Oct 03 2008

Logic

Published by at 9:06 am under Blog,Joke

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decide to go to college. Bubba goes first, and he is advised to take maths, history and logic.

— “What’s logic?” says Bubba.
— “Well, let me give you an example,” says the professor. “Do you own a tractor?”
— “Sure do,” says Bubba.
— “Okay. Then I assume, using logic, that you have a yard.”
— “That’s real good,” says Bubba, in awe.
— “Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, you also have a house. Is that right?”
— “Gawly!” says Bubba.
— “And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself, the odds are that you have a wife. Right?”
— “Betty Mae! This is incredible!”
— “Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume you are heterosexual. Is that right?”

— “You are absolutely right! Why that’s the most fascinatin’ thang I ever heerd of. I can’t wait to take this here logic class!”

 

Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, goes back into the hallway where Cooter is waiting.

— “So what classes are ya takin’?” says Cooter.
— “Maths, history and logic,” says Bubba.
— “What in tarnation is logic?”
— “Let me give you an example,” says Bubba. “Do you own a tractor?”
— “No.”
— “Then you’re gay.”

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7 responses so far

7 Responses to “Logic”

  1. Lottieon 03 Oct 2008 at 9:11 am

    A very logical deduction

  2. whoopsadaisyon 03 Oct 2008 at 9:56 am

    Hehe 🙂
    That’s adding two + two and getting 37 😉

  3. Maxi Caneon 03 Oct 2008 at 10:55 am

    I’ve just spewed cheerios all over my screen.

    Leg End.

  4. Darrenon 03 Oct 2008 at 5:33 pm

    @Lottie I thought so.

    @Daisy I failed maths in school.

    @Maxi Don’t clean your screen for 30 days and see if you can still put up with it. 🙂

  5. Yer Manon 03 Oct 2008 at 11:25 pm

    @ Darren Something tells me u had an , umm.. “accident” with your computer 😛

  6. Darraghon 04 Oct 2008 at 10:05 am

    I used to have a tractor. I don’t any more. Does that mean anything, logically?

  7. Darrenon 07 Oct 2008 at 5:14 pm

    @YerMan Nope – go check out Maxi Cane’s Smellumentary.

    @Darragh Yes! It means you’ve lost traction.

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