Dec 15 2008
For years I have lived under his irascible thumb, but enough is enough. I will have my say.
My name is Richard, and I live very close to Grandad. We are not related in any way, shape or form, though some people seem to think we are.
I confess I do look a bit like him, and we are the same age, but there the similarities end.
Where he is a cantankerous evil sod, I am a placid, rather quiet person. Where he drinks himself into a stupor, I will remain sober and abstemious. Where he happily murders tourists, I will greet them and help them on their way.
I may sound like a dull person. I suppose I am. But I have one thing going for me –
I have all the dirt on Grandad!