Jul 07 2008

Gastroenteritis

Published by at 2:00 pm under Blog

I am just home from the Doctor and apparently I have a classic case of Gastroenteritis. It’s an awful sounding word for an awful affliction. I have pills and some odd sachets and I’m not allowed eat until tomorrow. I’m hungry, I’m in pain and I am feeling very sorry for myself.

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25 responses so far

25 Responses to “Gastroenteritis”

  1. Lottieon 07 Jul 2008 at 2:06 pm

    Feel better!!! xxx

  2. raptureponieson 07 Jul 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Maybe a good whipping will make you feel better?

  3. Darrenon 07 Jul 2008 at 2:27 pm

    @Lottie 🙂

    @RP Is that an offer?

  4. Lottieon 07 Jul 2008 at 2:41 pm

    @both Darren and RP – stop it. Stop it right now.

  5. Maryon 07 Jul 2008 at 2:41 pm

    Poor you Darren, I remember having this years ago and it’s horrible, go to bed and drink lots of fluids, maybe go to your cinema room and watch some films all snuggled up and hopefully you’ll feel more like you have a day off rather then a bug.
    Hope you feel better soon xxx.

  6. Davidon 07 Jul 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Feel better Darren!

    (I’m with RP, although I’m not making any offers, a good whipping might see ya right!)

  7. Andrewon 07 Jul 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Sorry about that Daz. It’s probably Buddha or Krishna or one of them lads punishing you for a mad night of debauchery (I assume) on Friday.

  8. Jamieon 07 Jul 2008 at 3:45 pm

    I heard a rumour you are expecting lol

  9. Darrenon 07 Jul 2008 at 3:47 pm

    @Lottie No!

    @Mary Sounds like a plan. I don’t actualy feel too bad – I’m just running to the bathroom FAR too much.

    @David Em, are you asking if we’ll let you watch? Hmm? The answer is…maybe!

    @Andy The Gods should rain fire upon us for our shenanigans on Friday night. Filty! Just filty!

    @Jamie Well, if I am expecting, it’s coming out of my ass!!!

    (Ew, sorry about that)

  10. Dermoton 07 Jul 2008 at 3:52 pm

    aw lousy man . were u feeling like that on saturday too?! those god damn fireworks 😛

  11. Darrenon 07 Jul 2008 at 3:54 pm

    @Dermot Well, hello there Sir! I was alright on Saturday, but completely lost my appetite yesterday. Today I have fireworks that are very different from Saturday’s. 😉

  12. Maryon 07 Jul 2008 at 4:08 pm

    You are painting a very very pretty picture of yourself Darren, and don’t go blaming poor Amy for the smell when Lottie asks…

  13. Darraghon 07 Jul 2008 at 4:15 pm

    I don’t believe you for a second. Not even a little. Hungover much? 😛

  14. Andrewon 07 Jul 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Am I to understand from the little ‘Recent Bloggery’ thing you have going on at the side of your page that Zimbabwe+Gastroenteritis=Awesome?

  15. Little Misson 07 Jul 2008 at 4:21 pm

    I have a sneaking suspicion Darren that you actually have the male version of Gastroenteritis which is fatal if you don’t receive bucket loads of sympathy…You poor poor poor thing! You’ll probably be better at least 2 days before you realise it 😉

  16. Lottieon 07 Jul 2008 at 4:23 pm

    @Little Miss – :} Poor poor poor Darren!!!!! xx xx xx

  17. Darrenon 07 Jul 2008 at 4:25 pm

    @Darragh I wish – a hangover doesn’t do this to you. Although, it could be a residual hangover from Friday.

    @Andy Exactly! 😉

    @LittleMiss I knew I could count on you.

    @Lottie Sarcasm gets you nowhere!

  18. Lottieon 07 Jul 2008 at 4:32 pm

    @Darren – I am having a sarcastic day. I just finished a consult with a 12 year old who wanted to be emancipated. Little b@stard!So bottle it!

  19. Darraghon 07 Jul 2008 at 4:33 pm

    @Lottie (((HUGS))) for you. None for Darren. Not even the non-manly ones he so likes!

  20. Andrewon 07 Jul 2008 at 5:28 pm

    I’m sending you man-hugs Darren cos you smell nice. Except you probably smell like soot and poo right now.

  21. Darrenon 07 Jul 2008 at 5:36 pm

    Soot?

  22. Andrewon 07 Jul 2008 at 6:24 pm

    Yeah, like my good firnd Hubert Cumberdale: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6QufXH9-Sk

  23. Andrewon 07 Jul 2008 at 6:25 pm

    Firnd? what happened that editing tool you had on the comments before?

  24. Stellaon 07 Jul 2008 at 10:08 pm

    Get well soon sa!

  25. Darrenon 09 Jul 2008 at 12:42 pm

    @Andy That’s seriously freaky, you know that!!! (look, three exclamation marks)

    @Stella Thank you – feeling a lot better today.

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