Oct 03 2008
Logic
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decide to go to college. Bubba goes first, and he is advised to take maths, history and logic.
— “What’s logic?” says Bubba.
— “Well, let me give you an example,” says the professor. “Do you own a tractor?”
— “Sure do,” says Bubba.
— “Okay. Then I assume, using logic, that you have a yard.”
— “That’s real good,” says Bubba, in awe.
— “Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, you also have a house. Is that right?”
— “Gawly!” says Bubba.
— “And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself, the odds are that you have a wife. Right?”
— “Betty Mae! This is incredible!”
— “Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume you are heterosexual. Is that right?”
— “You are absolutely right! Why that’s the most fascinatin’ thang I ever heerd of. I can’t wait to take this here logic class!”
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Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, goes back into the hallway where Cooter is waiting.
— “So what classes are ya takin’?” says Cooter.
— “Maths, history and logic,” says Bubba.
— “What in tarnation is logic?”
— “Let me give you an example,” says Bubba. “Do you own a tractor?”
— “No.”
— “Then you’re gay.”
A very logical deduction
Hehe ๐
That’s adding two + two and getting 37 ๐
I’ve just spewed cheerios all over my screen.
Leg End.
@Lottie I thought so.
@Daisy I failed maths in school.
@Maxi Don’t clean your screen for 30 days and see if you can still put up with it. ๐
@ Darren Something tells me u had an , umm.. “accident” with your computer ๐
I used to have a tractor. I don’t any more. Does that mean anything, logically?
@YerMan Nope – go check out Maxi Cane’s Smellumentary.
@Darragh Yes! It means you’ve lost traction.